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I'm a sucky blogger. If the blogosphere was a high school, I'd be the class dork who eats lunch with the hall monitors, gets lost and walks into the wrong class, and has a boyfriend in Canada who just couldn't make it to prom. Now that I think of it, I think that was me in high school, too.
I've never really clicked with other bloggers. I don't really read blogs. I once tried my hand at a blog community and made a few blog friends, but they all rightfully drifted off when I stopped reading and commenting on their blogs. All but Thordora over at vomitcomit. She must really love dorks 'cause she's never left. God bless her. And if you want to see how a real blog looks, head on over. It's all neat and organized with links and such. I'd put her link up, but I haven't a clue how.
The reality is that things are pretty hum drum around here. I've received many compliments on my writing and suggestions that I try to publish some of this drivel. I'm not sure I'm ready for that, but as Mike was driving around the other day seeing how the higher ups live, he came home and demanded that this blog start bringing in some money.
A blog that can bring in money? Is that possible?
I did a little surfing and found not only is it possible, my friends, there are some really less than literate mommies out there doing just that. Crazy.
So, I'm thinking this place is in need of a face lift. I have a problem when it comes to html -- I can't html my way out of a paper bag. Not that one would need to html one's way out of a paper bag. But, if I did need to, I wouldn' be able to. Don't suggest a class (as Mike so brilliantly did). I don't have the time to learn. Basically I need someone or some team of ones that does this type of thing. Make me a pretty blog. Transfer all my archives over to the new blog. Get me a .com address. I've googled some companies and may contact them, but I'd employ a mom who does this kind of thing at home to earn some extra money. If anyone knows of anyone or has used someone to have this done, let me know.
Lastly, it seems that many blogs around the net have give aways. That's right. All you have to do is comment and you get entered into a raffle to win stuff. I don't know where they get the stuff, but they get stuff, good stuff, and give it away.
Well, I don't have stuff. But I got several things just as good as stuff. I've got a husband, three kids, and two dogs. All going up for raffle. First out the door... er... I mean, the first prize to be raffled off is MY HUSBAND. He's good at... stuff. He's got his own... stuff. And he's... he's... a good driver and... umm... he... sits well. And reads. And he can sit and read at the same time. He comes complete with clothes, uniforms, dress clothes, and gardening attire. He's potty trained, meaning he puts down the seat. And sometimes even loads the dishwasher. Yep. Some lucky reader out there is going to be lucky. Just your luck. Enter to win!
Leave me a comment and you may be the lucky winner. Go ahead show me some love! I dare ya.
I've never really clicked with other bloggers. I don't really read blogs. I once tried my hand at a blog community and made a few blog friends, but they all rightfully drifted off when I stopped reading and commenting on their blogs. All but Thordora over at vomitcomit. She must really love dorks 'cause she's never left. God bless her. And if you want to see how a real blog looks, head on over. It's all neat and organized with links and such. I'd put her link up, but I haven't a clue how.
The reality is that things are pretty hum drum around here. I've received many compliments on my writing and suggestions that I try to publish some of this drivel. I'm not sure I'm ready for that, but as Mike was driving around the other day seeing how the higher ups live, he came home and demanded that this blog start bringing in some money.
A blog that can bring in money? Is that possible?
I did a little surfing and found not only is it possible, my friends, there are some really less than literate mommies out there doing just that. Crazy.
So, I'm thinking this place is in need of a face lift. I have a problem when it comes to html -- I can't html my way out of a paper bag. Not that one would need to html one's way out of a paper bag. But, if I did need to, I wouldn' be able to. Don't suggest a class (as Mike so brilliantly did). I don't have the time to learn. Basically I need someone or some team of ones that does this type of thing. Make me a pretty blog. Transfer all my archives over to the new blog. Get me a .com address. I've googled some companies and may contact them, but I'd employ a mom who does this kind of thing at home to earn some extra money. If anyone knows of anyone or has used someone to have this done, let me know.
Lastly, it seems that many blogs around the net have give aways. That's right. All you have to do is comment and you get entered into a raffle to win stuff. I don't know where they get the stuff, but they get stuff, good stuff, and give it away.
Well, I don't have stuff. But I got several things just as good as stuff. I've got a husband, three kids, and two dogs. All going up for raffle. First out the door... er... I mean, the first prize to be raffled off is MY HUSBAND. He's good at... stuff. He's got his own... stuff. And he's... he's... a good driver and... umm... he... sits well. And reads. And he can sit and read at the same time. He comes complete with clothes, uniforms, dress clothes, and gardening attire. He's potty trained, meaning he puts down the seat. And sometimes even loads the dishwasher. Yep. Some lucky reader out there is going to be lucky. Just your luck. Enter to win!
Leave me a comment and you may be the lucky winner. Go ahead show me some love! I dare ya.
posted by The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife at 9:40 PM
11 Comments:
In a totally heterosexual way I'd like to win Mike. So put me in there. But only two days a week. You know the ones. He wants to go fishing? We'll go fishing. And we can talk hockey. Or just sit. And wear stuff. Or do all at the same time. I've got an extra tin of Bundaeggi for anyone who makes a comment on my blog! How much faith do I show by announcing that on YOUR blog. If anyone could make some money on their blog it's you Heath. Certainly not me. Good luck with that.
Your posts always make something come flying out of my nose. THAT is why I've never left you. :)
I already have one husband though. Dave can have him. :)
I hope I win, I hope I win. Fingers crossed. I can take him home with me this weekend. Mike is low maintence, I like it. In fact I can do a trade with you for the current Male in the household that I have with me. He sits as well but he is a great cook and very good cleaner, easy on the eyes etc. But he needs the fridge stocked with beer, thats it. Easy.
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Wait! I want to win too! My friend Vicky makes money on her blog....but I always just assumed it wasn't much...I'll have to ask her.
Yeah, Dave can have him. I have my fill of men right now. The last thing I need is more testosterone in my house.
LOL... you are too funny.
~Heather
http://CamianAcademy.homeschooljournal.net
I don't want or need a new husband but I'd like to suggest Wordpress. You can buy a domain name through Go Daddy, and use Wordpress software for blogging. It's easy to install & your blog can look all pretty without you having to pay anyone for anything. Throw some ads up there and you might even make some money.
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