Things aren't always what they seem

The butt crack is a bonus. Adds a little somethin' special, don't ya think?


This a "like father, like son" story. One of my mother-in-law's favorite stories about Mike was when he was about Roman's age. It seemed wee Mike had a fascination with trucks, which he pronounced just as Roman. One day when they were leaving church, he looked out and there was a large truck going down the street. He yelled out, "Look at the big FUCK!" And then he pointed...just as a large fat man crossed his path, stopping right in front of aforementioned pointed finger.

And now you all know the story of the Big Fuck.