It's been a long time since me rock n rolled

I'm almost done with my summer of swamped. Things have been so crazy the last few weeks that the thought of sitting down and blogging at the end of the evening instead of staring at the walls in a partially vegetative state made me cry tears of agony. I just couldn't do it.

Just like I haven't been able to put down the carbo-junk and eat like a normal person, despite my most valiant efforts. I've gained ten pounds since my last blog post. Hmmmm... correlation?

Anyway, very soon I'll have my own URL for this here blog and a whole new image. Things will be very cool and I'll once again fill your heads full of histrionics and needless verbiage.

I do, however, have to share a recent milestone with you. After much correction and a bit of bribery, Roman Hayes has begun using "I." Yes, no longer do we hear "Me going with you." "Me hungry." "Me Roman." (pronounced of course "Me woman," which was really rather confusing to nice old people who ask him his name).

Instead, we now hear things like, "Let I see." "Excuse I." "Give I that."

Leapt right from that frying pan straight into the fire. The poor boy will never speak properly.

Me going to never correct him again. I just hope he can someday forgive I.