An Udderly Heather Production I'm a stay at home mom chronicling my daily struggles for your comedic amusement. Of course, I have better things to be doing, but. luckily for you, I choose not to do them. Now grab yourself a snack and a cuppa joe, kick back, and get ready to laugh at my pain. Warning to all you leaky bladder mamas: full on, howling laughter ahead. Better get a pad.
posted by The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife at 9:48 PM
I'm an excellent cook, a lousy housekeeper, and a bleeding heart liberal. I love coffee but can't make it. I lust after Prada but can't afford it. And I never wear sunblock. I live by the motto, "Eat more. Wear black." It hasn't been working out so well for me, though. As you can see. I keep this blog not for myself, but to entertain my friends and family. I'm generous that way.
2 Comments:
Wow! What an insightful and powerfully written umm.... uhhhh.... thing!
I said "see you next month" wrong to April when we were eating at Outback on our Hong Date. SHE didn't understand either. Neither did her friend. Even though I said the individual words and both understood.
April mentioned how Korea only speaks one language so they aren't used to learning other languages. We discussed how that might be the cause of their terrible troubles with languages. There are only a handful of countries that speak a single language. Like Cuba, Germany, Czech. Rep., Japan, Poland, Columbia, Chile, Saudi. You can exclude Poland, Germ. and Czech cuz they are surrounded by other languages and almost everyone in Europe speaks a few.
However, I've taught Chileans and they are AWESOME at learning English! So that ain't it.
And no country in the world studies English more than Korea. They spend more money on it, take more TOEFL/TOEIC and aptitude tests than any other country. Yet they consistently score somewhere in the middle.
And it has been declaired by many Korean officials as their second language already.
The best Korean teacher I've ever seen is my friend Scott's 3 year old, Alex. So I figure it's gotta be the Koreans' "training", (in the classrooms), that snuffs out their linguistic abilities.
So I can only take advantage of Alex's instruction for another couple years. I better hurry.
not sure, but why is a bald pussy a dig in Korea
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