Quote of the day
"Well, you look like you're 8 and a half months pregnant. [pause pause pause] Ummm... no. No. I mean... It's just... Your abs are shot."
Mike trying to explain why all our friends keep staring at me in jaw dropping shock while repeatedly exclaiming, "You are so fat!"
Mike trying to explain why all our friends keep staring at me in jaw dropping shock while repeatedly exclaiming, "You are so fat!"
posted by The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife at 5:53 AM
7 Comments:
ughhh not so good.. I'm sure you look spectacularly beautiful!
Hello from Singapore! I enjoy reading your posts. Must be tough making friends because most Koreans don't speak English.
I would be in Seoul for a holiday. Hope to enjoy myself despite the language barrier.
Cheers. I think you are pretty.
A pregnant woman isn't fat.
She's just bursting at the seams, lol.
Seriously though, I think all pregnant women are beautiful yourself included.
And no I'm not gay and I don't want you, I'm just sayin'.
ummm at least he used a "pregnant pause" in there! ha!
they're so helpful aren't they...
Oh, god. Not one to mince words, eh?
Well, I was once on a crowded train ans someone stood up to give me a seat because she thought I was pregnant.
She looked VERY uncomfortable when I sighed and told her I wasn't.
I should play that card more often...
Next time he says something, say "well, since I'm so FAT, I can't get up to (insert chore that he would prefer you do) so you'll have to do it!"
;)
You like my beard, I like your belly. The circle of life. Hakuna matadda. I wish I had the pregnant card to play when people comment on MY belly. That's it, I'm gonna do some sit-ups.
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