Friday, June 09, 2006
About Me
- Name: The Histrionics of a Fat Housewife
- Location: Seoul, Not Just a State of Mind, South Korea
I'm an excellent cook, a lousy housekeeper, and a bleeding heart liberal. I love coffee but can't make it. I lust after Prada but can't afford it. And I never wear sunblock. I live by the motto, "Eat more. Wear black." It hasn't been working out so well for me, though. As you can see. I keep this blog not for myself, but to entertain my friends and family. I'm generous that way.
Previous Posts
- AssPeets Foot
- What I intended to write last night
- My writing even puts me to sleep
- A picture can say... 5 words
- Lions and Tigers and Bitches! OH MY!
- Party Hearty
- Postcards from the Red -- Photos
- Postcards from the Red -- Part II
- Postcards from the Red -- Part I
- Something to entertain you while I'm gone
8 Comments:
What some people will do for a slice of pizza....
I play the spoons! Can I come?!
you got a pic of what an "ass kazoo' looks like?
I don't play an instrument, not even the comb and waxed paper, but I do a mean clapping sound!!! I can be the audience!!
Isn't that the same guy who used to dress as a Korean cowboy and sing from the same corner? LOL
Glad to see some things never change :)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ass kazoo. That's hilarious! If you wait for me to eat at Pizza Hut and drink a few beers, I could play the ass kazoo too!
Just testing my new pic. Homer rolling.
Since you're wearing my favorite color, I'll stay for an encore. I'll pass on tomorrows gig. Thank God there's open air for the next audience. By the way I don't think you are _at! Have a rockin' time!
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